The pastors donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won
again. The local paper read: 'PASTOR'S ASS OUT
FRONT.'

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The
next day, the local paper headline read: 'BISHOP
SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.'

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get
rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to
a nun in a nearby
convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the
Next day: 'NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.'

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the Paper
read: 'NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.'

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.
The next day the headlines read: 'NUN ANNOUNCES HER
ASS IS WILD AND
FREE.'

The bishop was buried the next day....

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Morale of the story is .... being concerned about
public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery ... and even shorten
your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life ..... you'll be a lot
happier and live longer!